Rant: Hotel Fees
Why is it that hotels feel obligated to charge fees for things that don't cost anything. For example, at a hotel I stayed at recently, phone call costs were as follows:
Local Calls - $1.58 for up to 60 minutes* Calling Card Calls - $2.00 for up to 60 minutes* Toll Free Calls - $2.00 for up to 60 minutes* Directory Information - $2.50 per call Long Distance Calls - billed at AT&T rates and are subject to a surcharge plus applicable taxes *Calls longer than 60 minutes are subject to threshold billing.
Now, let's analyze this.
1) $1.58 for a local call? Most places have unlimited calling plans, and even if they don't, locals calls are ~$.15
2) Calling Card Calls and Toll Free Calls are the same, as far as I'm concerned - they're all toll free. Toll Free! So what's with the $2 charge?
3) Directory Information Calls cost maybe $.75 in most places. I was once in a hotel that charged nothing for toll free calls and ~$1 for directory information calls. I called 800-555-1212, and they charged me the directory information fee. I fought it, and they credited it back, but that was nuts!
4) If you were to make a long distance call at this hotel, it'd be a mystery as to how much you'd be charged, as they don't provide actual rates. At least they're straightforward with the fact that whatever the long distance rate that you get charged is, it will include a surcharge, plus taxes. Of course odds are you'll also pay hotel taxes on your entire bill, and get taxed twice.