Mm Mm Good?

Hungry, I headed down to the vending machines, and happened upon a Jumbo Iced Honey Bun from Cloverhill Bakery. It was so white I wasn't sure whether it was over-glazed or in a colored package. Turns out it was the former.
After it popped out of the vending machine, I flipped it over to check out the "nutrition" information.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 bun (135g/4.75oz)
Servings Per Container: 1
Amount Per Serving
Calories 640 Calories from Fat 370
Total Fat 41g
Saturated Fat 11g
Cholesterol 0mg
Sodium 340mg
Total Carbohydrate 63g
Dietary Fiber 2g
Sugars 31g
Protein 5g
Calcium 6%
Iron 15%
Wow! All that for just $.70!
Unfortunately (but not surprisingly), it didn't taste as good as it looks. Of course, I didn't heed their advice ("Delicious Microwaved!"), but I think the nasty chemical-esque after-taste would present itself regardless. But what do you expect for a baked good that has a 30 day shelf life?