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Weirdest T-shirt

The number of T-shirts that I own is somewhere above 50. The strangest one I have ever gotten just came yesterday. On the front:

I SMELL LIKE:
WET GERMAN SHEPHERD
PICKLED HERRING
SMOKY JOE'S TAVERN
1ST COAT OF HOUSEPAINT
WORLD GYM LOCKER ROOM
THE LOADED KING BURGER
LAST NIGHT'S FREE CONCERT
AUNT MILDRED'S MENTHOLS
5:30 AEROBICS CLASS
2ND COAT OF HOUSEPAINT
SEVERAL FULL DIAPERS
NONE OF THE ABOVE

On the back:

A WHOLE NEW ATMOSPHERE
FRESH2
WWW.FRESH2.COM

As I said, weird. I didn't remember signing up for it until I checked out the website. Fresh2 is "more than just a light bulb. It's a fresh bulb - a revolutionary new product that breaks down household odors, while providing energy-efficient light. Simply turn on your light and fresh2 begins eliminating odors in just 10 minutes! Making it ideal for bathrooms, musty closets, workout rooms, pet areas and damp-smelling basements - anywhere you have persistent odors."

Posted by dwallach on July 20, 2004 4:41 PM |

Comments

neat t-shirt. Can I have it? I promise, I will wear it :)

Posted by: Spendy McSpensalot | July 21, 2004 11:07 AM

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