The Juggle Zone: Bargain Blog

I was at an event last night, and a waiter brought out beers on a platter, but didn't get close enough to me to offer me one before he got distracted. The guy next to me was within arm's reach, and grabbed one for me. However, instead of passing it to me, he proceeded to use the back of his knife to pry the cap off of the bottle. "I learned that trick from a friend," he remarked proudly. "Then I guess I shouldn't tell you that it was a screw-top," I replied.