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February 29, 2004

Bed Bath & Beyond Can be Fun

For a guy, Bed Bath & Beyond is roughly equal to pure torture. But there are ways of making the trip tolerable. Namely, collecting the BBB coupons from the house and using them, en masse, at BBB. For the uninitiated, BBB sends out two types of coupons to their mailing list:
-$5 off $15 purchase
-20% off a single item
Though expiration dates are printed on the coupons, they are unenforced, and the coupons are stackable, to a limit. Obviously the 20% off coupons only pay when buying items that cost more that $25.

So today, when we had a $75.88 purchase at BBB (pre-tax), I handed five $5 coupons to the cashier, which brought our purchase down by $27.16 (including tax), for a net savings of 32.9%! For those wondering, it was just chance that I came so close to the minimum dollar amount to use five coupons (5 * $15 = $75).

February 27, 2004

It is My Schwag, Baby!

As I checked my email this morning, I noticed a message from "Steve," with the Subject of "Thank you schwag!" Schwag isn't a real word, but it sounds lewd. So I thought, "Great, another piece of junkmail...." But as I previewed the message, I realized it wasn't junk at all:

Hi, canydavid!

Congratulations! You have been nominated by a FatWallet team member as a SUPER USER! We would like to recognize your contribution to our site and community by sending you FatWallet schwag! Since it’ll probably include something you can wear, could you please let us know your shirt size, along with your mailing address? Thanks!

The contribution that was pointed out in your nomination was: Creation and maintenance of the OFFICIAL OfficeMax Coupon Thread.

Thank you!
Steve / Team FatWallet

Curious about "Schwag" derivation, I did a little investigating and discovered a Wired article that claims it is a faux-Yiddish derivative of "Swag," whose most appropriate definition in this context is "2. Slang. Stolen property; loot." Synonyms include "promotional products" and "tchotchkes."

February 26, 2004

Do I Order Too Much?

I just got an email from Dell:
Dell Inc. Business Alliance Division
Your Company may be eligible for our Business Alliance Division. The Alliance Program provides you with:
-One point of contact offered via a Senior Account Representative
-Escalated Technical Support
-Escalated Customer Service
-Better than advertised pricing structure based on volume purchase.
Please take a few minutes to answer these questions.
All questions need to be addressed.
1. How many US locations do you have? ________________
2. How many employees do you have in the US? __________
3. Install Base: How many laptops, desktops, and servers do you have currently in house?
Laptops: _____________
Desktops: ____________
Servers: _____________
Workstations: __________
4. Forecast: Do you have a forecast for new and or replacement computer equipment for the next 12 months?
Laptops: ____________
Desktops: ___________
Servers: ___________
Workstations: _________
5. What is the name and nature of your company?

6. How many employees are you going to be hiring in the next 12 months? ______
7. Will you be adding any new locations? _______ How Many? ______
8. What is your hardware IT budget for the next 12 months? ________
9. What is your software and peripherals budget for the next 12 months? _____
10. Web address if your company has one. ____________________
11. Does your Company have a parent company? _________
If so, what is their name?_________________________________________________
12. Phone #, mailing and email address.
13. Are you a reseller? __________
14. Would you like to receive special coupons and discounts via email? ___________
(DELL Inc. does not sell or share its email lists with any other entities)
Thank you for your time. If your Company is eligible, a Senior Account Representative will be contacting you.

February 25, 2004

Netgear Wireless Router

The MR814NA router I ordered for Lippy (that normally goes for $69.99 + tax) is turning out to be quite the deal! Besides working great (his Uniden router didn't work at all!), it looks like it will be a moneymaker! Here are the stats:
Original Expectation: $49.94 - $10 coupon + $3.44 tax -$30 Staples rebate (pending) = $13.38
Extra "Deal-Sweetening" Bonuses: $13.38 - $5.98 PM (to Amazon.com) - $11.92 PM (to Buy.com) - $1.49 FatCash -$20 Netgear rebate (approved) = -$26.01!

It pays to do favors for friends!

UPDATE (3/1): The Staples rebate is now showing as valid!

Cheap DVD Player

My father-in-law came by to watch the end of The Italian Job (the rented video he had started watching had been returned before he finished watching). We rented it on DVD and he was so enthused with the quality and the extra features that he asked me to look for a cheap DVD player. I found one (Aspire Digital AD-1100 Progressive Scan DVD Player) via FW at the dreaded Buy.com, but ordered nonetheless. (It should be noted that I have never had a problem with a Buy.com purchase.) The deal came to $25.98 after a $20 MIR and a $5 coupon. (I had to pad the order, so I included a RCA TP262 Inline Phone Cord Coupler (Ivory).)

Sadly, I forgot to use FatCash (2% of either $45.98 or $50.98 would have been $0.92 or $1.02), but I felt a bit better when I noticed that with Buy.com, "Use of coupon codes may void rebate."

February 24, 2004

OM Really Sucks

I've been blogging quite a bit about OM's suckiness. I've complained about their B&M and their online presence. But tonight they really made me mad! As I previously mentioned, I called up for a price adjustment ($50) after finding that the printer I ordered for my friend was on sale. Since no credit had shown up on my credit card in over a week, I called them to find out what was going on. The CSR I spoke with informed me that the Delivery Center (which issues refunds for items that are already shipped) delayed the refund because they felt that because of the $30 coupon on the order and the $30 MIR on the printer, they should only credit $20 back. This bothers me for several reasons:

1) The true order total (after price correction) is within $0.02 of the coupon's order total minimum. Only in OM's crazy crackhead world does it make sense to calculate purchase totals based on after rebate prices.

2) Regardless of their supposed coupon policies, they told me they were going to issue the credit. Can OM CSRs be trusted?

3) They didn't issue the credit or get back to me to discuss/explain things. What were they waiting for?

4) Because people at work saw the printer and heard about the deal, 2 more printers were ordered from OM.

At any rate, I'm now awaiting a call from the delivery center during the day tomorrow. I don't have particularly high hopes for the results, but we'll just have to wait and see. I'm leaning heavily toward a credit card based dispute of the charges, if need be.

C Spot Drive

I got my invitation to the Mercedes 2004 C-Spot Drive Party today. I signed up, and signed up my wife, and Lippy (but he won't know about it till he reads it here!). We're going to have a great time snagging all the free stuff, and maybe even zipping around the race course. Here's an idea of what it will be like:
Fun activities, driving, and free stuff - you can't beat it.

Reserve a spot for yourself and a friend TODAY so you won’t miss the event of the year!

February 23, 2004

Latest Price Mistake: History of Cinema

On Sunday, an FW thread pointed out an apparent price mistake - the 12 CD set of The History of Cinema was for sale at Amazon for $5.94 (in contract to B&N's price of $80.99). While it could easily be argued that it was a price mistake, many people bit, including myself. I actually ordered 3, one for myself, and two for gifts, plus an electric burner for travel purposes. I had 3 $5 GCs of various sorts from various promotions, and I was able to use all 3 on the order, which originally came to about $22. After they cancelled the DVDs, the order total dropped to $4.99. The free shipping stayed.

February 20, 2004

OM Sucks, but They Provide Comic Relief

As stated in my general update, I ordered a pair of Uniden GMRS radios from OM, who cancelled them under my order. Their official email stated:

Dear OfficeMax.com customer,
We are sorry to inform you that we can not fulfill your request for the 5 Mile Radio
This item was discontinued by the supplier and is no longer available. Please accept our apology for any inconvenience this may have caused.
We appreciate your business and value you as a customer.
Once again, we are very sorry about not being able to fulfill your order . We have cancelled that item from your order .
If we can be of further assistance, please contact us by calling one of our customer service representatives at 1-800-283-7674.
Thank you,

Having known that it would likely not come (it was back-ordered when I ordered), I accepted the situation.

However, today I took a look at next week's ad, which, on Page 3, advertises the same Uniden radios for $39.99! I promptly sent an email to OM:

I just looked at next week's ad, and I noticed that on Page 3, the exact same model (and SKU) of Uniden radio is advertised. It's somewhat surprising to me that your company would advertise something that is "no longer available." Of course, next week they are 4 times the price! I expect to receive the set I ordered, at the price I ordered at ASAP, or I will be filing a fraud complaint with the BBB and FTC.

OM responded fairly quickly. Pay attention to the bolded sentence, I found it funny:

The advertisements are naturally printed weeks in advance due to the volume needed to reach the masses . I will not have this item next week as I do this week . The vendor has stopped shipping this product. It is discontinued .
The item advertised stated “ Hurry while supplies last “ and also a disclaimer in the actual ad covering stock ability.
It is unfortunate that we do not have the item to provide to you but the item was posted on several websites as a “hot deal” and the inventory was taken needlessly by individuals whom did not necessarily want or need this item.
Once again I apologize but the item is no longer available.

February 19, 2004

General Update

I placed a lot of orders this week, but none were inherently post-worthy. However, as a group, I feel there is some interesting content. It's time for a general update for the week:

1*) Staples - Wireless Router (for Lippy). The price was $50, with a $30 MIR. Used a $10/$40 coupon, final price was $11.64. There's also a second rebate (low chance of approval) for $20. PMed to Amazon, for about $5 back. Later PMed to Buy.com for a PM total of about $11

2*) Officemax.com - GE 8-Device Universal Remote FAR ($15), Micro Advantage 52x24x52 Internal CD-R, -$5 after $35 MIR, Uniden GMRS 680-2 5-Mile 22Ch 38 Code, FAR ($10). The GMRS radios were back-ordered and cancelled, the other items came.

3) Amazon.com - TaxCut State FAR ($24.95), 2-pk AA Varta Batteries, $.59, for padding for free shipping. The batteries were shipped separately. I didn't want to use my trivia money, but Amazon used it anyways, so I called to complain, and they sent me a $5 GC.

4*) Staples.com - Panasonic KX-TG2258S 2.4GHZ w/answering machine, $99.99 AR ($20). Threw in a free case of paper ($24.99), but coupon credited $25.99. The first time I tried to order, it seemed like it went through, but the post-purchase confirmation page (that shows the order number) had no data. The order never showed in my order history, so I ordered again. The only reason I point this out is because I may earn double Business Rewards and/or FatCash. At any rate, they proceeded to cancel the phone (OOS), and the coupon (order total fell below the requisite $100). I called to complain, they credited me for the paper and placed a new order for the phone.

5) Ebay - Belkin HotSync cable for my Palm (I have one cradle, but want to sync at work and home. I used to use the wireless port on my notebook, but my Dell desktop doesn't have one.)

6) Dell - Dell Dimension for a co-worker.

7) Officemax.com - Lexmark X6170 Color Flatbed 4-in-1 for a neighbor. It normally sells for $250. OM had it for $200, with a $30 MIR. I used a $30 coupon, for what would have been about $155 after tax. However, a kind soul of FW posted his discovery that one of the SKUs listed under the Brother 4-in-1 was this one, and I called up and got a refund for the difference ($50).

8) Acortech.com - I ordered USB cables (a few for me, and one for the printer, above.)

9*) Barnes and Noble.com - 3 books for my wife. Will be CSS/LPGing them from $40.55 down to $28.49, for a savings of 30%. :)

10) Officemax - Lexmark X6170 Color Flatbed 4-in-1 for a co-worker (who saw the one for my neighbor getting delivered. This time I ordered over the phone, and the CSR easily adjusted the price to $149.99, and accepted a $25 off $100 coupon. After tax and the $30 MIR, it came to $105.61.

*Denotes FatCash eligible order. UPDATE: For orders this week, I earned $13.27!

February 18, 2004

Share the Love 2

Back in November I purchased a (FAR) printing calculator for my in-laws, for no other reason than the fact that it was free.

My in-laws recently informed me that it wasn't working, so I came to check it out, and in fact, it wasn't. It would repeatedly feed the paper no matter what. I called technical support for them, and all they could recommend was to send it in, and they'd replace it.

My in-laws instead chose to bring it back to the store, and Staples promptly gave them (my) money back.

We'll see if I ever see it again.

February 17, 2004

Palo Alto Mystery Man, Unveiled

In Two Students Assaulted On Campus; Victims Call for Increased Security Measures, the Commentator has shed some light on the Palo Alto Mystery Man, AKA Raphael Mahpour. The full text of the article follows.

Two Students Assaulted On Campus
Victims Call for Increased Security Measures
By Alan Goldsmith
Published: Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Two Yeshiva students were assaulted as they returned to the Wilf Campus early Sunday morning, January 31. The attack occurred at the corner of 185th Street and Audubon Avenue, only 15 feet from the security booth adjacent to Parking Lot A.

The guard on duty reacted slowly, at first reporting the incident as a low-priority altercation between local residents, and watched as the students were attacked. He finally radioed for backup after one of the students ran to the booth and requested assistance.

At approximately 4:30 a.m. that morning, Raphael Mahpour, YC '06, and two of his friends were walking back to campus from the 1/9 subway station. They walked up St. Nicholas Avenue and turned onto 185th Street, passing by the Schottenstein Center. As they crossed Audubon Avenue, one of the friends noticed an African-American male in his early twenties, approximately 6'4", walking along the other side of 185th Street.

After the students crossed Audubon Avenue, all facing towards Amsterdam Avenue, on the parking lot side, one of Mahpour's friends felt something hit the back of his neck. At that point, the friend turned around and recognized the individual he had noticed moments earlier. The assailant, meanwhile, grabbed Mahpour's shoulder from behind with his left arm, spun him around and slammed his right fist into Mahpour's eye.

At that point, the third student turned around and saw the assault occurring. The assailant returned his attention to the student he had initially hit. He began swinging in his direction, but the student blocked his punches and ducked and weaved to avoid further blows.

Mahpour, meanwhile, yelled to the security guard in the booth nearby, but his screams for help were only met with a blank look from the guard. "I still have the picture in my mind of his blank face staring at us, watching us get attacked," said Mahpour.

Seeing Mahpour in trouble, the third student ran over to the booth and banged on the window. The guard indicated that he had called for backup and that help was on the way, but remained in the booth as the assailant continued to throw punches and yell profanities at the second student.

Then, a Hispanic man, who apparently knew the assailant, came running and grabbed him, asking why he had assaulted the students and told him to stop. The assailant continued to curse, while telling the other man, "I'm just playing with them."

Expecting to see that a security guard was right behind him, the second student turned east periodically in vain. Instead, he took several steps back, establishing some distance from the assailant. He pulled out his cellular phone and called 911, talking loudly so that the assailant would know that the police were being summoned.

The assailant's friend then grabbed him and started dragging him away from the fight, slowly leading him northward on Audubon Avenue. As the two walked out of sight, a van filled with several security guards pulled up. The guards inquired as to the condition of the students, and called Hatzolah. The students were eager to go into the van with the guards and find the assailant, but the guards refused, saying that they did not want to put the students in any more danger.

The backup guards asked the guard at the booth what had occurred, as the students yelled at him for not helping them. One of the backup guards then interjected, "He didn't realize that you guys were a part of YU. Only when {the third student} ran after him did he know to call for backup."

However, both students who were attacked were wearing black yarmulkes, and the corner of 185th Street and Audubon Avenue is illuminated by two large streetlights. The third student was wearing a cap when he ran over to the guard at the booth, yet it was his presence which alerted the guard that Yeshiva students were involved in the altercation.

Hatzolah and the police came shortly thereafter. After Mahpour was briefly questioned by police regarding the assault, Hatzoloh took him to Columbia Presbyterian Medical Center, where he was diagnosed with a corneal abrasion that is currently healing.

The next day, as Mahpour was recovering in his room in Rubin Hall, a security guard entered his room, to check on his condition. However, soon the interchange turned unpleasant, as the guard insisted that the actions taken by the guard in the booth were appropriate. Eventually, as both Mahpour and the guard raised their voices, another student entered the room and calmed the situation, diffusing the argument by asking the guard to leave.

Mahpour and his friends, dissatisfied with the service they had received from security, aired their grievances with Dean Efrem Nulman, Senior University Dean of Students, and Donald Sommers, Chief of the Department of Security and Safety. While he was assured that this was an isolated incident that did not reflect how security should and does operate campus, Mahpour wanted to increase student awareness of the incident and ensure that the lack of response displayed by the security guard did not repeat itself in the future.

Mahpour then appeared on the WYUR show "Dead Air" on February 3, speaking about the incident and his concerns regarding security. The show's host, Zechariah Mehler, encouraged listeners to join him and Mahpour in going to the Office of Safety and Security the next day and telling Mr. Sommers what they thought about the state of security on campus.

At 12:20 p.m. the next day, Mehler, Mahpour and twenty students went to Belfer Hall to speak with Mr. Sommers, who was joined by Dean Nulman and David Himber, university dean of students. Due to the large turnout, the meeting was moved from Mr. Sommers's office to Weissberg Commons, where the incident and overall security were discussed for over an hour.

Mr. Sommers told the students that the guard on duty the night of the incident was not disciplined, but was reassigned to a less-sensitive post, and is currently receiving extensive training. "I find fault with him for not reacting in a better fashion, not doing something to provide backup in the situation," he said.

However, the chief added that the incident did not reflect how security personnel have performed over the years. "Over fourteen years, my feeling is (that) these guys have done a job that I don't see the police doing in this community," said Mr. Sommers. "For the action of one guy, in one evening, being slow on the rebound, don't carpet the entire department. They have taken it on themselves to jump into these situations."

The flexibility of what guards are required or allowed to do in such cases is restricted. Security guards, depending on their training and position, are restricted by state law in the use of physical force, and most security guards in Yeshiva are not armed. However, Mr. Sommers did state that they are expected to make their presence known to intruders, to call for backup and to do what is possible to rectify threats to student safety.

Individual students brought up cases of guards who had slept while on duty or engaged in otherwise inappropriate conduct. Mr. Sommers told them that guards who slept on duty would be fired, and that students need to keep his office informed about the guards' job performance.

Various students contributed ideas for improving safety, including placing panic buttons in or near security booths that would trigger lights or sirens; improving street lighting; and having Yeshiva College offer a course in self-defense. Another idea was to increase intercampus shuttle service, at least on Thursday and Saturday nights. Students said that if a van ran as infrequently as every two hours overnight, they would be able to return from midtown to the Wilf Campus in a safer manner.

Mr. Sommers stated that his office is looking into increased siren equipment and installing a camera on 185th Street and Audubon, the one major location on Wilf Campus that does not have video surveillance. Increased police presence and proactive patrols have also been requested.

In the days since the assault, more security guards have been present near the intersection where the assault occurred, often in parked security vehicles. Mahpour has created YUstudents.com, which contains his account of the assault and also functions as a general website for Yeshiva students, containing cartoons, upcoming events and forums.

Dean Nulman emphasized that the Yeshiva administration would be responsive to the safety needs of its students. "This circumstance was not our shining moment, but... don't wash away our accomplishments because of it. We have a sense of responsibility. We have to fix what is broken."

Book Binding

When shopping for books (online especially), one often encounters various binding styles - Hardcover, Paperback, Mass Market, and Trade. I found a webpage that does a good job of explaining the differences between them. Hardcover and paperback are straightforward, but the latter two less so. Trade is high quality, often the first run of a book (often hardcover), and mass market is a cheaper, later run (often paperback).

AddAll explains it as such:
Mass Market: A smaller paperback, the size you often find at grocery store.
Trade Paperback: Usually taller, wider, and printed on nicer paper than a mass market.

February 16, 2004

OfficeMax Sucks

There's really no two ways about it. OfficeMax is a terrible retailer. They regularly practice poor advertising techniques (having very few if any of the popular sale items in stock, even on the first day of the sale), plus their website is terrible. Their only redeeming factor is the coupons they offer, which can sometimes be used to garner a decent deal, albeit with a nearly painful amount of effort.

Today, for example, my friend Lippy and I went to an OM to use up our $10 off $20 coupons. We didn't need anything, we just wanted to get some FAR stuff that we could use to eventually cash out our coupons...

This week, OM advertised some particularly cool FAR stuff, namely GMRS walkie talkies and hands-free kits.

Of course, by the time we got there (if not before they opened) they were "out of stock" of most of the FAR stuff that was advertised. They were even out of advertisements! In the end, we each settled on a 100 pack of KHypermedia CD-Rs. However, since they only cost $19.99 (before rebate), we needed to get something else. Instead of paperclips or staples (of which I now have plenty), we each got another FAR item - I got a PC Toolkit and Lippy got a NIC.

Later tonight I discovered that a 52X CD-RW drive that was supposed to be $5 AR was really -$5 AR. To earn free shipping, I threw in the Uniden GMRS radios and an 8-device remote control. The radios are backordered, but hopefully they'll come anyways.

February 15, 2004

Free Crest SpinBrush

I found an offer for a Free Crest SpinBrush, but to get it, you need a few people to sign up. So go for it!

UPDATE: It seems the link has been broken of late. Oh well.

February 12, 2004

Removing Red-Eye

Now that my photographs are editable prior to printing (as they're digital), I have begun pursuing editing tools, preferably in the form of free software. My primary concern is the removal of red-eye, for which a handy program is perfect - RedEye 1.5. It is a simple, quirky little tool that is probably closer to version 0.5, but who am I to complain.

I found RedEye and several other programs on Download. There's also an article on VNUnet about various free image editing software packages out there, but I haven't tried any yet.

If you have any suggestions for red-eye removal or image editing in general, please feel free to comment!

OT: AIM Virus Alert

I don't know about you, but I'd never heard of an "AIM Virus" until yesterday, when a friend of mine IMed me with a link. I clicked it, and it wanted to install one of those annoying things that you usually don't want to install, but sometimes need to. Since a friend whom I know (and somewhat trust) IMed it, and since I have Norton installed, I figured, 'why not?'

Well, it turns out my friend didn't send it to me, the virus did. And when I downloaded and installed the program, I did the same to everyone on my buddy list. The only way I could tell (the outgoing message doesn't create IM windows) was that several of my "buddies" responded to "my" IM.

To make a long story short, beware of links sent via AIM, and if you happened to have installed this annoying (but harmless) little program, go here for instructions on how to get rid of it. Note that even if you have Norton, it may not detect it. (Norton says: This threat can be detected only by Symantec products that support expanded threats. For more information on expanded threats, please go here.

Why I Put Up with CSS

I have had various dealings with the administrators of Chase's CSS/LPG program, mostly unpleasant. So one might wonder just why I continue to put up with them. The answer is in the facts. Depending on how you calculate, I have earned either 3.60% (based on all purchases), 21% (based on purchases with LPG in mind), or 25% (based on purchases for which a LPG claim was executed) in cash back. No other card comes close (not even Amex Blue).

Of course one must keep in mind the fact that occasionally slighter higher prices are paid to ensure a smooth LPG. These higher prices are for any of the following reasons:
1) No coupons (messes up LPG - they claim entire purchase wasn't paid for with the card)
2a) More expensive store chosen because of free shipping (LPG doesn't refund this, so it's easiest to avoid it in the first place)
2b) More expensive store chosen because of no tax (LPG doesn't refund this, so it's easiest to avoid it in the first place)

February 11, 2004

Stupid Inventions

Staples sent out some spam regarding a $25,000 reward that they're giving to the inventor of the winning entry in their "Invention Quest." As I began to peruse the list of 12 finalists, I discovered one problem after another with each idea. Here goes:

#1 WordLock
OFFICE PROBLEM: Lock combinations made up of random numbers are hard to remember.
EASY IDEA: WordLock uses easy-to-remember words instead. Simply turn the wheels until the correct spelling of the word appears.
FAULT(S): Standard combination locks have 50 positions, 3 numbers in the code, meaning 125,000 combinations. The WordLock would have only 17,576 combinations, unless more wheels were added internally, which would necessitate more spinning of the dial (one more wheel, which would require 4 extra spins, would provide a total of 456,976 combinations), and a bigger lock (to accommodate the extra wheel).

#2 Call Caddy
OFFICE PROBLEM: Corded phones are inconvenient, but replacing them with cordless models is expensive.
EASY IDEA: The Call Caddy turns any existing corded telephone into a cordless phone. Just unplug the cord connecting the handset to the base, and plug the Call Caddy transceiver devices into the handset and base jacks.
FAULT(S): The expensive part of cordless phones is the transceiver devices. Buying separate transceivers wouldn't create any substantive cost savings, but would create bulky handsets. Additionally, how (and where) is the transceiver for the handset supposed to be attached?

#3 Rubber Bandits
OFFICE PROBLEM: Rubber bands secure items together but do not identify what they are.
EASY IDEA: The Rubber Bandit is a rubber band with a pre-attached label. Just write on the label, and items remain together and identified.
FAULT(S): Good luck reliably attaching anything to a rubber band. As they stretch, most bonds are broken. Furthermore, rubber bands are usually reused many times. Are these "labels" erasable? Why not just stick a post-it on the pile?

#4 Exact-Cut Lighted Paper Cutter
OFFICE PROBLEM: Correctly lining up paper on a paper cutter can be tricky.
EASY IDEA: The Exact-Cut Lighted Paper Cutter casts a crisp silhouette through the paper, so the location of the cut is immediately visible.
FAULT(S): Paper cutters are often used for thick stock or piles of stock, through which light cannot pass. A physical guide along the top of the material being cut (like those on rotary cutters, which work wonders for single sheets of paper) would be much more useful, and wouldn't require a power source.

#5 PencilPaper
OFFICE PROBLEM: Paper cannot be reused conveniently and disintegrates when wet. White boards can be erased and reused, but the writing smears easily.
EASY IDEA: PencilPaper is a unique write-and-erase surface created especially for use with ordinary pencils and erasers. It can be reused indefinitely, and the writing never smears.
FAULT(S): First of all, pencil smears, forever (in contrast to ink which dries and stops smearing). Most wasted paper is "written on" via printers and copiers, for which there is no existing erasable technology.

#6 Palm Stapler
OFFICE PROBLEM: Putting up notices on bulletin boards is difficult with standard staplers.
EASY IDEA: The Palm Stapler attaches to the user’s palm for use on vertical surfaces, such as bulletin boards, and leaves the other hand free to pick up the next piece of paper.
FAULT(S): Having hung up many notices myself, the problem is not keep one hand free, but two. If you just hold a regular stapler in one hand, it's about the same as having that stapler attached to your hand. Either way, the hand is out of commission. The optimal solution would be to hold the stapler in one hand, the pile of notices in a second, and use the third to hold a single sign as it is being attached to the bulletin board by the first. But being human, we only have two hands. Had this invention been a forearm-mounted stapler, there'd be something to talk about. Imagine having both hands free.

#7 Peanut Eater
OFFICE PROBLEM: Packing peanuts are statically charged, so they clog vacuum cleaners and are very difficult to clean up by hand.
EASY IDEA: The Peanut Eater attaches to any vacuum cleaner and collects packing peanuts in a bag for disposal or reuse.
FAULT(S): Beyond the fact that such an item exists (AKA vacuum attachments), the same static that causes vacuuming problems will attach dirt and hair to the peanuts, especially when both are forced into the same space via vacuum. Who wants to have dirt or hair on the packing material they hope to reuse?

#8 Z-Pins
OFFICE PROBLEM: Personalizing cubicles is difficult, as regular nails cannot be inserted into the fabric walls.
EASY IDEA: Z-Pins are shaped to allow for insertion into fabric cubicle walls and bear enough weight to support framed artwork.
FAULT(S): Beyond the fact that there are items that serve this general purpose (there are devices that attach to the cubical frame and enable the hanging of heavy items such as framed art and bulletin boards), cubicle walls are inherently weak structures - only the frames are strong. No matter how well any Z-Pin is inserted into the wall, the wall will not be able to support any substantive amount of weight.

#9 Pop Envelopes
OFFICE PROBLEM: Shipping envelopes come in standard sizes – some are too small and others are much too big.
EASY IDEA: Pop Envelopes are shipping envelopes that expand on demand to fit larger items. The mailers grow in width and length, so they take up little space when being stored, but can accommodate large items.
FAULT(S): There are two ways objects change size - stretching and unfolding. If the material is itself stretchable, it will be weak (think about using a balloon as an envelope) and/or expensive. If the material is not stretchable, accordion style folding (or similar) would be used to create a fancy large envelope that will conform to its contents no better than an envelope the size of the maximum expansion of the Pop Envelope.

#10 Presentation Master
OFFICE PROBLEM: One-dimensional presentation displays are dull and cannot be easily customized.
EASY IDEA: Presentation Master is a simple connector system that turns ordinary one-dimensional foam core into dynamic presentation materials. It uses just one small part to connect foam core panels edge to edge, at as many as 6 angles, so the panels stand up unassisted.
FAULT(S): A key characteristic of displays is portability. One-dimensional (really they meant two-dimensional - one dimension defines a line with no thickness) presentations are fairly strong and easy to transport. A three-dimensional presentation is weaker (more easily subject to damage) and very difficult to transport. While the connectors could be made like hinges to help solve the transportability issue, they would need to lock into place to maintain the proper three dimensional shape at presentation time. As each mechanism becomes more complex, both the price and chance of failure, go up.

#11 Pop Pins
OFFICE PROBLEM: Ordinary pushpins can cause injury when taken out of the box.
EASY IDEA: Pop Pins are pushpins that have a molded shell that acts as a guard for the metal spike. When a user pushes the pin into a wall or corkboard, the shell folds back on itself to expose the spike to the wall, instead of the user’s fingers.
FAULT(S): Pins are cheap. Adding moving parts (seemingly spring loaded no less) is expensive. If being poked is such a concern, sell the pins embedded in a small sheet of cardboard (as thumbtacks sometimes are).

#12 Xact-fit Pens
OFFICE PROBLEM: Pens are not comfortable when used for more than a few minutes at a time.
EASY IDEA: Xact-fit Pens have a layer of malleable plastic that is easily molded to fit each user. Before the initial use of the pen, the user simply heats the plastic and applies the pressure of his or her normal grip to create a custom fit.
FAULT(S): There are many pens on the market that have varying degrees of comfort grips that mold to the user's hands, usually not even requiring heat. Furthermore, by not maintaining that molding permanently, multiple people are able to enjoy a comfortable pen, instead of just one.

Not that there is much chance that the patents on these items will ever amount to anything, but I think it'd be real funny if somebody actually patented any of these ideas before Staples got around to it (assuming they haven't already).

Who is "Palo Alto Mystery Man"?

For those of you paying close attention, there were two recent comments posted to my "Secret B&N Tax Refund Phone #" post by "Palo-Alto-Mystery-Man." This person was apparently using my site to advertise his new website, YUStudents.com. By new, I mean that the domain was registered 2/3/04! The email address he left with his (second) post was editor@yustudents.com, the same as is listed on the site. However, the email address registered with the domain is soad310@yahoo.com.

Now, while there is a remote chance that "he" is a "she," the site is about occurrences at the YU Wilf campus, which is all male. Furthermore, the domain is registered to:
David Punner
David is clearly a male name.
4140 Mackay Dr.
Palo Alto, CA 94306
While the information above may lead you to question whether the site owner is affiliated with YU, the next piece of information clinches it.
646-685-2803
The number above is in the area code and prefix designated for the YU dormitories.
soad310@yahoo.com

A little more about "Mr. Punner." His computer's IP address is 129.98.197.106, a YU dormitory domain (dyn-197-106.resnet.yu.edu). Based on the information on hand, he found my site by linking from both Protocols and The Town Crier, both well known throughout the YU world.

Not so mysterious after all.

February 10, 2004

Secret B&N Tax Refund Phone #

I previously posted about the other secret corporate numbers (Amazon's and Buy.com's). That post has been one of the most popular (based on comments).

Here's the latest top secret info (I've actually had this info the longest). For those student shoppers in NY, there's no sales tax on textbooks (a broad category that seems to pretty much cover all books).

However, when you order from their website, they charge tax! But, if you contact them, they'll refund it. Here is the contact info:

The contact person at BN is/was Jennifer.
Phone: 800-843-2665
Fax: Attn: Jennifer 201-272-3657
E-Mail: taxes@book.com

Arrivals

Two words: It arrived. (On Friday, 2/6/04. Note the sharp drop in "Oustanding" rebates.)
So did the camera. (On Monday, 2/9/04.)

February 5, 2004

Bait 'n' Switch

Despite overall positive reviews of BuyDig, there were quite a few people who reported various problems, such as the store indicating stock online, but after placing an order the store created an excuse that led to a bait and switch situation.

While initially I ignored these concerns, when I got an email from them regarding my order I began to worry. The email indicated that the credit card number I had given them had not been valid. Conveniently I had a printout of the page on which I entered the billing information, and upon close examination, I realized I had entered the last digit of the number as a "0" instead of a "1."

Nonetheless, I worried that despite the fact that it was an honest mistake, they would find a way to take advantage. However, upon calling, I found the situation to be quite the opposite. They corrected the info, and I later received an email indicating that it had shipped. As of this post, FedEx reports that the package was picked up tonight, and has already left NJ. Oddly, the Estimated Delivery Date isn't until 2/10. They must have some slooooow trucks!

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February 4, 2004

Time for Another Camera

My in-laws decided they wanted a digicam, too, so they started shopping around. They finally settled on the Olympus Camedia C-750 Ultra Zoom. It's a nice camera, but has very expensive memory (xD). They asked me to see what kind of deal I could come up with, so after doing a little research, I decided I could buy it at BuyDig for $448, then use my Chase card to LPG it to Infinity Cameras, where the camera is priced at $359.99. My father-in-law wondered why we weren't just buying directly from Infinity. My response: bad ratings.

I had initially planned to buy from ElectricSams, but they would only ship to the billing address, which isn't convenient for me. The two websites are eerily similar, but that may just be due to having been designed by the same folks.

The rationale for choosing these stores in the first place is this. They both charge no tax (here) and have free shipping. With LPG, neither is taken into consideration, so if you paid tax, you don't get any refund for it, and if you paid shipping, you don't get any refund for it either. So it's actually better to pay MORE for the camera in order to get free shipping and no tax, than to pay less for the camera buy be charged for shipping/tax.

I could have made the deal a bit better by spending even more to buy through a FatCash store, such as Computers4SURE ($529, 3.3% FC = $17.46) or Dell Home ($599, 3% FC = $17.97). However, there has been ever increasing difficulty in successfully LPGing, so I figured it'd be better to play things safe, and go the cheaper route.

February 2, 2004

200 GB HD Saga Nears an End

For those of you who remember the 200 GB HD that I got a great deal on, there is news! Supposedly the rebate center has finally sent my rebate ($200) today! This is good news, considering I donated it to YUCS over the weekend. System Administrator Shaya picked it up (along with a few earplugs).

February 1, 2004

Cheap TV

Sometimes I find a deal that's good, but isn't of use for me. For instance, the 20" Apex TV at OfficeMax, which can be had for about $55 (plus tax on $103), after rebates and coupon. The TV is on sale for $89.98, with a $10 MIR. Add in a couple FAR items, the available $25 off $100 coupon from my OM coupon thread, and there you have it! Too bad I don't need a TV.